My mom's boyfriend thinks the song Call me when you sober, by Evenesance is Happy when your sober, by verision. We thought it was so funny!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- My brothers friend still thinks he will be a kangaroo when he grows up and he's 9!!!!!— Jane Rom
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- I thought that there was a law that all movies had to have a happy ending— Quatsch
- I thought my parents had written "Don't Worry, Be Happy".Anon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon