(My mom's still mad about this)
When I was little my favorite line from the bible went somewhere along the lines of "better things than this you will do..." concerning Jesus's miracles and humans ability to do the same.
So I was always trying to do ridiculous stuff because Jesus said could, or at least that's what I thought.
Now, I'm not really sure if I used this as an excuse or if I was serious, but when I in kindergarten, I'd convinced my friends to follow me into the bathroom and flood it for me. We RUINED the plumbing by flodding all the toilets and the sinks and wasting all the paper. When my mom asked me why I did it, I told her that I was trying to walk on water.
A childhood belief about i'm different

others believed things like this
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - i thought that if water towers fell the city would flood. So everynight i would stay up worrying.— o.O haku
- I was convinced that hot air sinks. Why else are mountain tops cold, and Death Vally is so hot?— Not-my-wife
- I used to think that sharks were dolphins who were really mean on steroids and ridiculous stuff like that.— Tyler Leber
- When I was a child my mom told me that when it rained it was because the baby Jesus was crying.— Tatiana