In the song 'Every BreathYou Take', I thought the line "oh, how my poor heart aches..." was "oh, how my pool hall aches...". I figured that someone was destorying their favorite pool hall.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that stomach aches were farts stuck in sideways. — amanda p.
- I believed that the Kreepy Crawlie used to clean our pool, would follow me around the pool and eat me. — Mother-of-2
- I used to think that a "pool shark" was an actual shark that lived in a swimming poolAnon
- I thought Hall and Oates was Holland Oats.Anon
- Whenever my fingers wrinkled from staying in the pool too long, I thought I was aging faster.— The Mortal Elf
- If you pee in a pool, the pee disappearsAnon