My mom told me that a mad man used to give babies to moms and dads who were sad....hensforth when the idea of sex crossed my mind I nearly died thinking that a crazy pedophile looked after me before I was born
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- My neighbor girl told me that "crazy men can have babies"— Russ
- i used to think babies came out of the side of the moms thigh— jared mongolian
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to believe that when being born, your mom would give birth to an egg, and later you would hatch— Becca
- I used to believe that babies were born out our bellybuttons.Anon
- I don't know why, but I used to believe that babies were one year old when they were born o_O.Anon