When I was little, I liked to ask lots of questions. And sometimes I would ask my parents. And they would reply(since I am sure they were tired of hearing my questions) go look it up in your *funkin wagnal* I had no idea that meant dictionary. I always thought they were cussing at me.
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- every one lived until they were 100 and then they died no questions asked— sext4eva
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- I used to believe that being wasted meant feeling really tired. Anon
- When I saw signs stating "Lots for sale" I thought it meant that there was a lot for sale.— Robin
- I used to think being engaged meant being in jail. I have no idea how I came to that conclusion.— CNB
- I used to believe that snow on the ground was clouds that were too tired to fly.— alex