My cousin used to think that the lyrics "papa dont preach" that they were really saying "popadom ting"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon
- i use to believe that all people who wear glasses were catholic....dont even ask me why???Anon