My dad used to tell me that if I farted a really stinky fart that it would burn a hole in my underwear...I used to check every time.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.— Fartcheeks
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart