I used to think a gherkin was some sort of sea creature so when I asked what was on my burger I was shocked to find out it was actually a vegetable
A childhood belief about gherkins

others believed things like this
- Up until 5 seconds ago, I had no idea wat a gherkin was— It's a little cucumber, stupid!
- I used to think that a gherkin was some kind of piece of machinery. I wonder where I got THAT from...— Some Idiot
- i used to believe that if i planted some sesemi seeds form a burger i would actualy grow bread!— bam
- I thought if someone is in a vegatative state they literally turn into a giant vegetable!— Samilton Duerheiser
- I believed that the inside of a tomato was a small, living creature and I flatly refused to eat that bit.Anon
- I used to believe that when I went to the mountain I would find an ancient monster or find some treasure— Yazer Solorzano