I reccently discovered both to my embarrassment and relief that Akon's "I wanna love you" is not "I wanna f*ck you" I thought that that was a horrible name for a song.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*— oi - I thought there was a disease "Bigpox" that was like Smallpox only more horrible..— Xenomorph