when i was little, my dad used to say that when you farted, it was the first sign of a poop.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere