I teach year 3 in a primary school.I also recently got engaged. A teacher who works with me made a throw away comment about james bond, the children mis-heard and now believe I am marrying James Bond. They have even asked me "is it the old one or that one in the film?"
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C
- I used to believe the tv serie "Doctor Who" was a spin off from James Bond... (until I saw an episode)Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!— Lucy
- I used to think that teachers lived in school and they slept there and just woke up to teach us.— tammy
- I used to think being engaged meant being in jail. I have no idea how I came to that conclusion.— CNB