Calling the bible "The Book" and "The Word" and "The Good News" had me mixed up for years. We even had one called "The Living Bible". I thought my family was special cause we had the one that was alive! I was really disappointed when I saw this one in a book shop at some point.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- I thought that Samson and Solomon from the Bible were the same person for the longest time...— Laura G.
- This may sound absurd but I thought the numbers next to the Bible versus said what time the person said it at!— Biomeka
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- if you read the bible in the dark your eyes would pop out— chriistabelle