I used to think in the song "Rumors" by Lindsay Lohan that in the part where it goes "Throw my hands up in the air to the beat like-" and then some guy goes "WHAT!" I thought that was Lindsay going "WHAT!"
It weirded me out.
Also, in the some "Creeps me Out" by Ima robot, they go ,"It's just your love, girl, it creeps me out" but I thought they were saying "Adjust your lugnut, it peeps, meow!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- When I was about 4, I thought catfish were supposed to meow. — Élistariel
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*— oi - I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm