I thought when my pastor said the tithes and offerings were 'given for God's use', he actually took it to the church parking lot, threw up the money, and God would take as much as he could from the tossed cash. The rest that fell to the ground belonged to the humans. Safe to say, it's no wonder we moved to a bigger building in record time.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think the lady behind the cash register at the A & P got to keep all the money in the drawer.Anon
- I used to think if you got a parking ticket, you spent the rest of your life in jail!— Dixie Chicks Fan
- i used to believe that humans started when some robots constructed us and then threw us down to earth— roy
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- i used to believe that planes did not fly the ground just moved.— bob the pinecreek
- When I was young, I used to wonder what if the animals turned into humans while the humans were away.— Kirk