For some reason my vagina was referred to as a "gar" by my none-to-progressive parents. I was mortified the first time I heard of the fish called by the same name.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I don't know why or where I got this from, but when I was little, I referred to my vagina as my "goose". — StrangeLilGrrl
- When I was little, my parents told me if i ate my fish sticks, I would become invisible.— Jake
- I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.Anon
- i used to beleive the ice cream man was a fish man - becuase i hated fish.— jordan
- Burned fish fingers ment the fish was from the black sea.Anon
- i used to believe the white part in fish meat is because of the fish's milk— Kim