When I was young I believed razors were little vaccum cleaners that sucked the beard off. I remember trying it after my father shaved and consequently had a bloody cheek.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to think that ghosts rode on vaccum cleanersAnon
- When i was young about 5 i used to think god was a donkey with a long beard!Anon
- When I was younger, I would believe that vacuum cleaners were capable of sucking up humans.Anon
- When I was little I was afraid of vacum cleaners. I thought there was an old guy inside waiting to eat you.— Kittenz r kool
- when I was little i was scared of vacuum cleaners. I thought they would suck me inside of them.— Julie
- When I was 5 I was terrible scared of vacuum cleaners, because I thought it can suck me.— ahhhhhhhhh