My older sister told me that pooping was when your butt threw up, and I believed her until fifth grade when we learned what it REALLY was.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- My older sister told me squirrels were poisonous, and I believed her until I was 9.— Jenni
- I used to believe that cows mooed out of their ears-because my older sister told me they did.— ella
- I learned in the first grade that the Sun was a star just like all the other stars, only it was MUCH bigger.— Geoff
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela