When I was little I thought Bob Dylan's song "Lay Lady Lay" was called "Lady Elaine" and that he was singing about "Lady Elaine Fairchilde", one of the puppets from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- i used to believe Gunsn Roses' vocals were from an old lady!!!! — Vivika
- I used to think the lady behind the cash register at the A & P got to keep all the money in the drawer.Anon