A childhood belief about teachers

I used to think all my teachers slept at school. My father and mother had told me that the teachers loved their job so much it's like the never leave the school. Naturally being five years old I believed that.... also after my brother told me my kindergarten teacher was an alien... I was sure the school was a spaceship.... so I would kick and scream and beg not to go to school because "Mrs. Newsome is going to eat my face!!" then I learned that my Aunt was teacher and she set me straight she told me that A.My teacher wasn't an alien B. teachers have families (I replied with "So do they live in the school with her?") and C. the teachers have homes outside of school. I still think my kindergarten teacher is an alien... I blame my mother for watching SciFi channel while she was pregnant with me :p