Wrong lyrics to a song played on radio when i was ten..
Song: "I Go Weak" by Alison Moyet.
Real lyrics: "I go weak, I go weak, weak in the presence of beauty."
Mis heard as:
"I go a wee, I go a wee, wee in the presence of beauty..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was about 5 or 6, I used to think the song 'Beauty and the Beast' was really 'Beauty and the Beef'.— Natski
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- I used to believe that beauty marks (freckels) were Butterfly bites!— Jolene
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles