i always used to call ants 'lumps' and that slugs were homeless snails. also one time,me and my mum were walking in the park when a bee flew up her skirt,she yelled 'b*****d' at it so i copied-it was so funny.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that slugs were just snails who had lost their homes!Anon
- I used to believe that if you left crumbs out for a long period of time, they would turn into ants.— Bylaberrie
- When i was little, (4 or so) i convinced myself that snails only ate apple peels.
I have no idea why.— Terracrafty - I thought gherkins were pickled slugs.— Cat
- When I was little, I believed that slugs fell from the sky because they always came out when it rained.— JoJo
- I used to believe that slugs were deadly and they would bite you and kill you. 0_o Where did I get that idea?— What was I thinking?