When I was about 7, I guess, I spilt some warm tea down myself. I was wiping it off and noticed a light brown mark on my leg on the inside of my knee. Well, it was tea coloured and I’d never noticed it before so I kept wiping it and for years afterwards I believed the tea had stained me! Now I know it’s a birthmark but it took years to figure out it wasn’t tea. It still think it’s funnier being a tea stain.
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my birth mark was a tea stain!Anon
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to think that your knee cap was called your knee ball.— Erika
- For years and years I believed that tuna must be really little fish because they came in such small cans!!— Gisela
- When I was about three years old my dad said that he was ten years old and I believed him.Anon
- I used to believe there was a newsreader inside the radio where the light was!!— Christine