Until age 12 or so I thought a blow job was the wind blown hair you't get from sticking your head out the window in a car or driving in a convertible. I used to tell my mom I just got a blow job!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- My dad told me that when he was little, he thought the trees waved back and forth to make the wind blow.— casey
- The trees moving made the wind blow.— little jimmy
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that windmills were what caused the wind to blow. silly me :)— Adrian Z. Ontario, CA USA
- I used to believe that the trees moving caused the wind to blow.— naomi
- If you pull a funny face, the wind will blow and it will get stuck.Anon