When I was eight years old, my parents let me watch an educational video about sex, and it included illustrations of the process. I remember hoping to God the penis didn't go in the same place I peed from.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I thought if you point the video camera at the TV then both the video camera and the TV will explode.
Anon - I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood! — beckles
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that the disposable BBQ's had the meat displayed on the packaging was included inside. — Raggamuffin