A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

Sheryl Crow - IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY..

- mis heard lyrics

- can you blame me? Check out the real lines BELOW.....

I've been long, a long way from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos,
And drank til I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle, Marilyn's shampoo
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen

[Chorus]
If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad.

I HEARD THEM THIS WAY!......

I've been long, a long way from here
Put on a porn show, playful my ski grows,
And drank til I was thirsty again
We went searching through three store jungles
Found Ger on his own rifle, marrying shampoo
And then he got my cold seat and pen.