I used to think TLCs song Unpretty was called 'Im pretty' and would sing all the 'unpretty' bits as ' damn Im pretty' proudly pointing at myself
And still on TLC, I always used to hear ' Dont go Jason Waterfalls pissing to the rivers like you used to.... instead of dont go chasing waterfalls please stick to the rivers like you used to!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- That the rivers stopped flowing at night!— Louise
- dont swallow gum, it will stick to your stomach , your whole life.— nancy
- My mom used to think "preschool" was called "pretty school" until a few years later.— Molly
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon