Wasted Little DJs - The View
I heard:
'Italy, Italy's Majesty,
They're the cleverest blokes weekend'
Whereas it's really:
'Astedwae ittlae ejaysdae
They're the cleverest blonde weekend.'
Mine makes way more sense...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Paris was the capital of London and Italy was the capital of France.Anon
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- i used to belive that pay-per-view was paper view.— matt b.
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I used to believe that being wasted meant feeling really tired. Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne