Okay with blowjobs When I was younger I knew it involved putting the guys cock in your mouth...but I thought it meant you actually BLEW while it was in your mouth! For the life of me I couldn't figure out how you'd breathe properly while doing that...or what would be so enjoyable about it!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think a "potty mouth" meant someone who ate doodoo.— Madelyn
- I used to belive that if i put my foot in my mouth, I would get foot-and-mouth illness— Emily Sathrota
- when i was little, i thought that you could pull your eyeballs and wash them in your mouth— beak
- i used to belive that when the doctor opened his mouth and went aaaaaa i thought he was trying to eat me.— matt
- I thought a "cold sore" on your mouth was the same thing as "coleslaw" and so avoided eating it for years.— Helen (UK)
- i thought that soft drinks in America would explode in a person's mouth bocause they call it 'pop'.— Aussie!