I used to think that you could get balloons only at a gas station, where a line of men would fart into it until it was full.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- Pink Floyd- Brick Wall.
I used to believe it was "we don't need no fart control" in the second line there.— Norwegian Dude From Kopervik - I used to let go all my balloons so my great grandma would get it in heaven— lissa
- When I was a kid, I thought the stars in the sky at night, were the balloons people let go.— Lisa
- i use to believe....that cement trucks carried balloons to the Bozo circus....lol— Laura
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond