I used to believe that the lyrics to the song "Dancing Queen" by Abba went, "You can dance, you can DIE having the time of your life." I was always confused about this until a few months ago when I asked my family while the song was playing on the radio. My family now has another reason to think I'm insane...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria