When I was little, my mom didn't like the word "fart" so she used "smelly windy" in it's place. I didn't even know what a fart was until I was 8!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond
- i used to believe that if i swallowed gum i would fart a bubble— jeremy