I have a friend who used to think the dixie land song from the 70's said "I wanna hear some fu@kin dixie land"
instead of "funkie dixie land" so he would sing it out loud when his mom was not around
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - I thought the England was EDGE-land but england was ENG-landAnon
- I used to believe that Finland was in the end of the world. Fin-land.— Francesco Delvecchio, Roma/Italia
- i used to believe that 'island' was pronounced 'is-land' instead. I know im not alone on that one! :)
— Da KornMeal - I used to think that Spongebob took place on LAND.— Eeveelover8632
- I used to belive that down the toilet was dinosore land— Spike