when i first heard tracy chapmans Fast Car song i thought she was saying " he's got a five inch cock"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- When I was little, I used to believe that people REALLY DID need a pinch to grow an inch.— Marjorie McNaughton
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- i used to believe that everytime you hiccupped, your pine shot up an inch; making you taller— adria
- I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla