I used to beleive that a "Soap Opera" was actually "Soap Oprah," and that it was like watching Oprah, but with more soap.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I thought "opera" was pronounced "oprah", as in Oprah Winfrey.— Molly
- Soap Opera's are Soaps that sing Opera to you while you take a bath. Right???— Kid 1990
- I used to think that Oprah was an opera singer.— Mello
- I believed that burglars ate soap & lipstick— Karen
- I used to think that bath beads were candy until I bit into one! What a shock that it was soap!— ~K~
- When i was a toddler i sued to believe that if you ate soap you would blow bubbles for the rest of your life.— KEL