when I was little I looked at my sister who was a few years older than me and thought: one day I will be older than you!
I explained this by the fact that on the roads, the small cars go faster than the big ones. I told everybody about this.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- My oldest sister is 15 years my senior. I used to think that she was older than my mom.— Callie
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- My older sister told me squirrels were poisonous, and I believed her until I was 9.— Jenni
- I used to believe that cows mooed out of their ears-because my older sister told me they did.— ella