When I was a youngster, I learned about circumcision in such a way that I believed it was reserved for Jewish people. Later, at a friends house, I saw an image in a foreign porno mag of a man who was missing the head of his penis (I don't know why, I couldn't read the text).
This lead me to believe that Jewish men were all missing the head of their penes, and that's what circumcision was.
Here's the worst part:
This stayed with me until I was 23! It was very embarassing when I mentioned to a girlfriend that I couldn't imagine having a circumsized penis, and she had to tell me that I was very silly because I was circumsized. I was lucky that she thought it was so rediculous, that I must have been joking.
I had to look it up later to find out why it was funny.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Since Germans speak German, I thought Jewish people spoke Jewish.— Lori
- I grew up Jewish. Until I was about 10, I believed that everyone who wasn't Jewish was Catholic.— Philm35
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon
- I used to think circumcision was a violent procedure performed on boys if they'd been "bad". — Tufty