I believed that when I woke up with morning wood, that meant that my wee wee was filled with pee pee...and it was time to go to the bathroom.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was very young, I believed that houses were carved out of one gigantic block of wood.— tinmanjones
- I used to believe that as I ate food, I filled up, and that once I filled up completely, I would die. Anon
- when i was 4 i believed i could breathe under water, one day i decided to try it and woke up in the hospital!Anon
- I believed we were little kids till we were 17, and at our 18th birthday we woke up as adults.— Hoppip
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe that pretzals were made of wood.Anon