When I was about four, my cousin and I got caught playing "Doctor" so my mother told me that girls had teeth "down there" and if you stuck your finger or penis "down there" it would get bitten off. Well that was my mother's form of contraception. It wasn't until I was 14 when a girl seduced me and I was afraid because I didn't want to get my penis bitten off, so she showed me that girls did not have teeth "down there". My first reaction was; no wonder look at the shape her gums are in.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - After your teeth fall out when you're a kid, your gums fall out. Then you get new gums and teeth.— Erin
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s
- My mother told me that the tooth fairy would only come if I brushed my teeth.— Dale
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - I used to believe that if I didn't brush my teeth at night, ants would crawl into my mouth and eat my teeth.Anon