When I was four or five my uncle and aunt got divorced. My mom said to court to
get "unmarried." Court to me was church, so I thought that they had a bad wedding
to get "unmarried." They wore ugly clothes and there were no flowers. After the
minister explained the vows instead of saying "I do" they would say "I don't."
A childhood belief about marriage
others believed things like this
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- I used to think that your cousins are your cousins only until they're 21, then they become your aunt,or uncle!— AMILA
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon