If you ate green M&Ms it would make you horny.
A childhood belief about sweeties

others believed things like this
- I believed you had to color all the dinosaurs in coloring books green because all the dinosaurs WERE green.— Betty
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- I used to believe the sky was green and everybody was colorblind since they said it was blue— IM COW
- that the green bit of cucumbers was poisonousAnon
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan
- I used to believe that crocodiles were green because they were uncooked— The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster