i used to worry that if i tried to push too hard when i was going to the bathroom (#2) that i might accidentally have a baby.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- when i was younger (8 or 9) and i farted my dad used to tell me not to worry, that my bum just coughed.— james
- I used to think, that if you're picking in your nose too much, you push your eye out.— Joanna
- I thought my parents had written "Don't Worry, Be Happy".Anon
- I used to believe that these big, strong men would be on each side of an airplane to push it when it takes offAnon
- I used to believe that if you accidentally ate grape pips you 'd get appendicitis.— Sue Beach
- My Grandpa told me if I picked my nose I could accidentally pull out my eye. — Jan St. Louis