When I was little, I used to think the song "Damn, I wish i was your lover.." were actually the words "Damn, I wish I was your mother!!!" . I just figured the person singing it wanted to be a mum.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to believe that I was the only person in the world who wanted to be the other sex.— Susan Davis