I used to belive that K D Lang was a bit weird (go figure). She had a whole song dedicated to the fact that she didn't like Bisto.
It was in fact "Constant Craving", not "Can't Stand Gravy"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- I always pictured the good Samaritan as a Samurai. Still do, in fact.Anon
- i used to think that the red colourin gon Smarties was made from Beatles blood. In fact, I still do!!— pigsy
- I recently very disturbed to learn that Al Jolson was in fact Caucasian.Anon
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray