If you're from the Northeast USA, you may remember the chain-store Caldor (also called Caldors). Well, until I was about 6, I thought that the name was Cow-Doors. I was always looking for those cows.
My friend, whose last name is Hanlon, thought that her name was Hamlon until she learned to read and write. You know...like ham.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that I would one day have a dog, and I would teach him to speak, read, and even write!— Gretchen
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila
- Until I was about four and a bit my father had me convinced that Friesian cows were called "big cats".— Chris
- My friend thought butterfly was actually called a 'flutterby.'— BlutterBly?
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon