In explaining to me (a 5 year old boy) why women can have babies, my mother explained that boys have a pee hole and a poo hole. Girls have a pee hole, a poo hole, and also a baby hole. For years, I imagined that the baby hole looked just like the poo hole and was right next to it.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- when i was 6 i thought girls peed out of there butt hole!— axel
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- My Mom used to tell us that if you bit your fingernails, they would cut a hole in your stomach.— Linda B
- i used to believe that you could breath through the the hole in the end of your penis when you were swimming.Anon