I used to think that the woman's private area was called a "va-CHINA" and I imagined people in China lived in little teepees that looked like upside-down giant va-CHINAs. What else could explain that word?
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I was certain my "private" was called a ba-china... the boy's were pickles. — taliba
- When I was younger, I used to think people in China walked upside down.— Max
- When i was little for some reason i thought that all people from china knew karate.....yeah.— sneakydean
- I used to believe that went the sun went down, it went down into the ground over in China.— Danielle, AL
- I used to think China and Japan where the same.— Lunarmoon
- When I was in kindergarten, I was convinced I could dig my way out of a sandbox and off to China.Anon