My parents told me that my great-grandmother was in the 'historical society'. I thought that they meant 'hysterical society' - and that they sat around all day laughing like maniacs.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela
- Grandmother told me if I whistled in the bathroom the devil would come get me because I was whistling for him.— Peanut @ Lake Tawakoni Tx
- My Grandmother once told me she could unscrew her feet. I believed that for years.— Andy Bettison
- When I was in kindergarten, I thought the last line of "America" was "Great God our kid." — CC
- when the sign on the highway said do not pass and dad did i thought he would be in great dangerAnon
- I thought that FDR was an government organization during the Great Depression, not a president.Anon