I remember being upset at three years old thinking that my dad would keep growing, like kids did, and not be able to fit through the kitchen door.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- Like most kids growing up, I believed there was an upside-down word on the other side of the mirror.— Taylor (14)
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- I used to think that growing pains meant that a tomato plant was growing in your stomach.— Annette
- I use to believe that I could understand what my cat was thinking/saying. So I translated for about 2 years.— Cat Speaker