When I was a kid my grandmother went to hospital to have a hysterectomy. Being a child I was protected from an explanation which I would have been unable to comprehend. However I did get an answer when I asked my grandmother why she had to go for an operation. She told me that she'd eaten a tin of cold baked beans. I was six and after that explanation I never EVER entertained the idea of eating tinned beans until I saw steam coming off them. My first mouthfull of cold beans was in my teens.
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- When i was a child, i used to believe that when people ate black beans, they became black— Mar'ia Elena
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon