I used to think that the scar on my penis from circumcision was a ring of dirt. So, in the shower or bath, I would vigorously try to clean it off, to no avail!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- my older brother told me that if i didnt clean every bit of dirt out of the prints on my feet, i'd die— chel
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon
- I used to think circumcision was a violent procedure performed on boys if they'd been "bad". — Tufty
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me— ------------